The Sultanate of Once Eleventh is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Yabbagabb with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.126 billion Once Eleventhians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shifay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The thriving Once Eleventhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 80,722 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and Dove is one of the most popular forenames in Once Eleventh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Once Eleventh's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yabbism.

Once Eleventh is ranked 96,979^th in the world and 4,746^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 31,548.14 Standard Monetary Units.